Delfie

A photo of one's self taken while sitting on the toilet --i.e., taking a dump

Dump + Selfie = Delfie

Matt: "Wow, that's a really cute pic of you."
Natalie: "Haha, look closer, it's actually a Delfie."

by Level5vegan September 6, 2018

Delford

Smart black dude that fixes everything always wears a hat strange sense of humour but he's loved anyway ;o he likes to say LET ME SHOW YOU SOMTHING then throw whatever it is at a wall or on a roof

Delford - "Let me show you sumthin" *throws chair on roof*

by 5hark3y October 15, 2008

Delfie

"Dog Selfie." Similar to "Selfie." A term used to describe when a dog takes a picture of itself. Can also be used to describe when a human takes a picture with their dog.

"I can't believe it! Fido took a delfie today with my iPhone."

by Pete28 March 17, 2014

Delft Stroopwaffles

Not to be outdone by the Americans' Boston Pancake & Alaskan Pipelines, Holland has it's own manners of defacating on a woman.

Delft Stroopwaffles involves two girls crapping on the breast of a third girl.

A guy then sits on her breasts and masturbates till he starts climaxing, at which point he crouches up and ejaculates on the breasts. He then sits back down and closes up the waffles. Nice and thin and creamy!!

"Holy sh*t, check out Owen & co. giving that girl some Delft Stroopwaffles!!"
"Hey guys I'm bored, wanna give me some Delft Stroopwaffles??"

by Dirty Baxt June 29, 2009

delfinita

spanish word for 'little dolphin'

look at that delfinita!

by ChristineP November 29, 2005

Carlos Delfino

#20 on the Detroit Pistons. aka: hottest man in the NBA <3

I only watch sports because of Carlos Delfino.

by Angie. July 20, 2008

Delfigaly

The most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for, he’s very funny and smart and sometimes knows the right things to say at the right time. He cares about those who are close to him and will do anything to see them smile. Delfigaly is a very wonderful person inside and out and can always put a smile on your face when you’re feeling down :).

That nigga delfigaly is cool asf :D

by Dumpsterslut July 29, 2019