Directional

Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a new fashion you don't know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.

Look at all these posers with their directional haircuts. I wish I was in Wigan.

by Bobby Tables July 8, 2009

Directionators

fake one direction fans. they think they're top shit and that they have more swag than directioners. they most likely know them as "zain, louie, harry, niel and liam" or dont even know their names at all. they only like one of them for their looks. they dont understand the inside jokes and think louis cant sing, niall is ugly, etc. they seem to always be posting shit and harassing the boys' girlfriends on twitter. they are the reason we dont get nice things.

Directionators are the nastiest skank bitches i've ever met. do not trust them. they are fugly sluts.

by truedirectioner97 December 18, 2011

defecation hit the oscillation

A more polite way of saying the "shit hits the fan"

When I went in to see 'The Thing', and that guy's head sprouted legs, I knew the defecation hit the oscillation.

by hurricane47 June 12, 2010

defecation-station

Synonymous with "the shitter"-the place in which you defecate, poop, shit, dump, fecal, expel excrement. The only place it is acceptable under social norms for a human being to do this act.

I'll just have to be late to school. Go on ahead without me I've got to hit up the defecation station. My brown is crowning.

by Timothy July 9, 2004

Detention

Surprising better than school.

Person 1: dude I got detention during math
Person 2: lucky!
Person 1: yeah man he fell asleep and I went to meet up with Lexi.
Person 2: *slightly drools*

by Badassbitch696969 July 1, 2018

detention

A place where you get sent when a teacher notices something bad or inappropriated. The best way to get one is to chew gum.

Kyle: Yo David. I just got a detention from Miss Hoffman for chewing gum. So I gave her the finger and got another one.

David: For real? I just chewed 36 pieces of gum in history class and didn't get a detention. I kickass.

Miss Hoffman: Who just said kickass?

David: I did.

Miss Hoffman: That's a detention.

Kyle: Haha. Sucks for you.

by Matt. H. April 18, 2005

Directional

C'mon people! it is the damn blinker in your car.

"I have to put my directional on for this left hand turn"

by wickedNH February 6, 2004