D1 Shitter

Someone who poops a lot.

Person 1: "I need to take a shit."
Person 2: "You do this a lot; you're a D1 Shitter."

by lunasale September 15, 2024

D1 Gooner

Someone who is serverly addicted to porn, sexual pleasure, or "gooning"

My son is a D1 gooner

I am a D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

D1 Edger

Someone who is super addicted to the act of "edging"

I am a D1 edger

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

D1 Hater

a professional hater. D1 refers to division 1, the highest-ranking and most competitive division of college sports.

Person 1: x thing is stupid, I hate x thing
Person 2: I haven't seen you ever enjoy a single thing that isn't Wendy's or World of Warcraft. Bopsin, you're a D1 hater.

by Professor Dubya December 2, 2024

D1 Crashout

division 1 crash-out (someone who gets ticked off easily, basically the angriest person you know)

bro that nigga is a d1 crashout he's so fuckin angry all the time for no reason

by COOPAER January 12, 2025

D1 Freeloader

A person who's job is freeloading, this person is the best at freeloading.
Everyone else does their work while they don't do anything nor give back to them.

Person 1: Ayo, why isn't Person 3 doing any tasks?!
Person 2: I think he may be a D1 Freeloader...
Person 3 = Me

by Skibidimoggernigojidoijafd February 19, 2025

D1 crier

someone who is a pro at complaining to get their way

"Hey I just saw her cry to her history professor about her 'C' in the class... now it's an 'A' I guess"

"oh yeah she's a D1 crier"

by amazing-meatball April 1, 2025