D.A.R.E.

A program that's supposed to teach children about the dangers of drug abuse. And by the looks of things, the program has already failed miserably to keep kids off drugs.

The schools might as well let the kids shoot and smoke all they want.

by AYB April 1, 2003

D.A.D.

The term means: "Dumb Ass Dog." This refers to a dog that is getting on a person's nerves and because you refer to him as a "D.A.D." rather than calling him a dumbass, it remains a unsuspected, preferential acronym of choice. This slang was created by Bluford and Yogi from the Big V.A.. Rest in peace my people.

Hey Yogi boy ( dachshund hound ), you are one motherf@$*^# big D.A.D.!!! Yea, Yea, Yea!!!

by Shaqueezle G. November 9, 2005

D.A.R.E.

Drugs
Are
Really
Expensive

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|D. | Put a DARE mug on your
| A. | coffee table so your
| R. | freinds can chip in
| E.|
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by Thurgood Jenkins October 29, 2003

D.A.P.

If one person's ass is penetrated by two objects, it is generically called double anal penetration (sometimes abbreviated dp).

Double-Double: Multiple penetration by four penises. Two penises in the mouth and anus simultaneously.

Triple-Double: Multiple penetration by six penises. Two penises in the mouth, vagina, and anus simultaneously.

Mark and John will D.A.P. her ass!
Mark and John will D.A.P. his ass!

by sweet11fiftyseven October 9, 2008

D.A.R.E.

Parodies on the acronym include-

Drugs Are Really Expensive
Donut Abuse Resistance Education

Hey pig, how about you DARE to stop eating all those donuts before you burst?

by Invalid H. User April 29, 2003

D.A.F.A

D.A.F.A stands for Discord Anti Furry Army an it’s just that, an army of gamers, kool kids and hunters on discord bravely fighting the ever growing furry community and also fight the Discord staff team on some occasions.

D.A.F.A Sergeant: I’m sergeant for the D.A.F.A.
Random person: wow you’re really brave here’s some ammo thanks for protecting us.

by Sacrificial plant March 5, 2019

D.A.R.E.

Acronym for Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Pretty much a big waste of tax money and school hours spent by police officers telling 2-4th graders half truths and flat-out lies about drugs. Along with this, they use scare tactics and educational films about drug addicts (who by default MUST be rapists). It wasted my time, and as a highschooler, I know from experience that none of it really matters.

Me:Not to be one of those pothead dumbasses (I don't care if it's legal or not) but for the record, I would like to say that marijuana doesn't make you stupid, I'm an honor student, and I have a scholarship to a good art school too but I smoke fucking weed ALL THE TIME. Whoever said that they will live a better life than me because they don't get high is a dildo. Drugs have nothing to do with it unless you're a junkie. So have fun with your evangelism and your Purity rings.

Brainwashed Dumbass: OMFGZZZZ. MARIJUANA CAN KILL YOU IT LIEK MAKES UR BRAIN MELT && YOUR LUNGS GET LUNG CANCERRRRRZZZ. U NEED D.A.R.E. BEFORE U DYE OF POT OVERDOOOOOOSE.

Me: Did your mommy tuck you into bed with that story last night or was it on PBS?

by Not a pothead August 26, 2010