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Custom ringtone close.

Someone who is close enough to you to have a custom ringtone in your cellphone.
Jim: "I didn't know you were friends with Sally."

John: "Oh yeah; we're like custom ringtone close."
by Chaz Walker December 15, 2009
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Custard Swallow

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas
'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'
by BombDogged October 4, 2016
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customer service voice

When you raise your voice to a higher pitch to sound nicer or sweeter.
“Crystal, your customer service voice is so different from your regular voice!”
by RandoBrando August 14, 2018
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custodian

The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.
It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...
by mags&jules October 22, 2006
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Custom R34

If you type in _______ r34, you can get a sick new Nissan skyline r34, with a custom design of your choice!!!!!! If you want a childhood thing on your car, such as phineas and ferb, search up phineas and ferb r34!
Person a: I want a custom r34
Person b: what of?
Person a: Tom Brady
Person b: well search up Tom Brady r34!
Person a: thanks!!!! My Nissan skyline r34 is on the way!!!!!!
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carpet custard

the semi-dry gelatinous goo found on the floor by your other half's PC, usually amongst the crumpled tissues.
wtf's all that carpet custard doing there? I just cleaned this fucking floor you wanker!
by UKP August 21, 2010
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Custard Gannet

A frequent user of the drug wordCake, so called because cake pills are yellow and notably larger than other drugs in pill form.
On the cake again, you custard gannet!
by Drusillus July 9, 2006
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