band competitions

Generally the most fun experience you will ever have. Seriously. Ever. Usually surrounded by friends, instruments, and generally awesome people simply by the fact they are in band, you can expect the funniest jokes, gestures, and awkward silences. You will be talking about or acting out something very strange that you and your "bus buddy" will be the only ones to understand. While doing so, everything will go silent and you will be regarded as the strangest person in band. Until it happens to someone else. You can watch the croud as you be the most fabulous people on Earth ever. Watch them carefully for they are your peasants. You will take over the world after you take home the biggest fuckin trophy you have ever seen in your mega god life. They may not be worshipping you yet but you are harnessing their energy. Even if you don't know it. Subconsciously, your mind is screaming "MORE POWAH" and you are succeeding. You will then ride home with a bunch of people covered in blankets, half asleep, complaining about being too hot and how bad their marching shoes smell. Not to mention everyone's head will hurt from wearing tight buckets on their head with your hair stuffed inside. Enjoy your inside jokes afterwords and never speak to anyone about anything that happened that night. Ever. Everyone will want to send you to a psychiatric ward.

Drum major: "guys remember those band competitions? They were SO FUN!

Rest of band: "you speak of this to no one"

by Casslyn99 November 3, 2013

competish

Short for competition. Used for minute-long chats between friends, quick sizing-ups between teammates, conversations among reality tv fans etc.

Greta: I wish I wasn't a cheerleader.
Farrah: Ugh, you're just saying that because you're nervous for tomorrow's competish.

Dirk: Hey man, look at that guy doing three-pointers over there.
Nigel: Psssh, tough competish.

Barb: I totally think she should've won america's next top idolized champion contender bachelorette.
Kemp: Well, what can we do? This year's competish was cutthroat.

by i love second hand smoke May 13, 2005

Hanging Crumpet

When your junk is hanging out of your pants; when a man's genitalia is exposed

"I watched TV with Johnny for 20 minutes before I realized he was hanging crumpet. Disgusting."

by bakedlays5447 July 12, 2009

Crumpet Face

Someone who's face is more pitted than the moon. Seal is a nae bad singer but he is a bit of a crumpet face.

Seal eighties singer and crumpet face.

by Duthart December 23, 2007

chumpette

A gullible or foolish individual who also has the unfortunate distinction of being female.

Only a chumpette would be fool enough to fall for that old trick.

by Brash December 9, 2008

Cumputer

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

by Rofflez March 28, 2009

compete

To give it your all and know you didn't leave anything on the field.

To play through the pain, and never give up.

Always compete, and never quit.

by Crazy Soccer Playa December 10, 2005