A character based on a character in Team Fortress 2, He is based off the character soldier. In every episode he says, "I am Painus Cupcake I will eat you" and eats people
Guy1: Dude who the fuck was that?
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE
Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE
Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom
by SEXYMANBEAST4555555 December 20, 2010
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by Ally(: October 27, 2008
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An inspirational woman who went from living behind a Dumpster to becoming a top San Fransisco lawyer.
by Angelacia July 18, 2007
Get the cupcake brown mug.Straight women who are aroused by other women's breasts. Just as the best part of a cupcake is the frosted top, they prefer the top portion of a woman's body, only.
by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010
Get the Cupcake lesbian mug.Edp's cupcake is an underage dish which consists of Almost 99% of the mass of the human body is made up of six elements: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. Only about 0.85% is composed of another five elements: potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, and magnesium. And can only cook during the night, Cause ya gotta give yo meat a good ol' rub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But most importantly Edp's cupcake was very erotic and worth eating atleast once in your life, Make sure there aint no fucking police nearby tho.....
by Murtuza June 6, 2021
Get the Edp's Cupcake mug.Term used to describe cupcakes with a cherry (or other round topping) which in fact look like nipples. Founded by KC and Elka of the PlanetCast Podcast. It is sometimes shouted at concerts (i.e. Tegan and Sara) to search for fellow kelkians.
by Dana C February 17, 2008
Get the nipple cupcakes mug.The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
by Bigmanswole March 22, 2010
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