cripe

Variant of "Christ!" used as an cry of exclimation.

Ah cripe, I shit my pants again!

by turdburglar May 13, 2005

cryler

A person who says they will never cry in movies but ends up doing so.

A mix of cry and liar.

"Uhh, I knew she was a total cryler when she watches Titanic."

by Tekita August 9, 2009

French Crepe

Just like a Dutch Oven, however instead of simply farting under the sheets and covering up your lady's head to suffer, you shit or diarrhea in your drawers to make it unbearable under there. Be prepared to be single after this act, do laundry, and possibly buy a new mattress

"Last night, to break up with my lady in THE ultimate creative way, I French Crepe'd her. Not only did she vomit, but once I let her out from under the sheets she ran outside screaming bloody murder. It was epic."

by Tbagger#1 July 1, 2014

craper

A crazy person. (Cra)zy (per)son.

Johnny kept acting like a craper; the watermellon rhine off Jimmy's ear was the final straw. Jimmy administered an ass beating.

by Kurt 8 Keiner January 29, 2009

crypalate

my house, where one resides

"yi kets go back to my cripalate"

by Ryan Chumsae January 28, 2004

crepetonite

Badly prepared pancakes---the kind you don't even went to THINK of eating. Pronounced KRAYP-toh-night.

They hired a new French chef. This guy's cooking is so bad, he's always turning out crepetonite!

by pentozali January 14, 2008

Crepe au beure

French expression that means bullshit. Used mostly in Canada. Used to express the fact that you think what the other said is not true

Bob: J'ai 3 dinosaurs chez moi! (I have 3 dinosaurs at home)
Gogette: Crepe au beure! (Bullshit)

by JamboMasta January 29, 2009