crustyethan

A Mario Kart 8 Deluxe player who is good at dodging blue shells

Jim: Yo have you been practicing the crustyethan?
Cullen: Nah, I don’t got time
Jim: You should, it’s the best strat in the game.

by crustyethan April 29, 2022

Crusty Eisenhower

The act of two old people doing it doggy style.

Grandma and grandpa just partook in a crusty eisenhower.

by DrVonChocolatePudding March 16, 2012

crusty dragon

British Slang
Booger, dried nasal excretion. Usually used for extra crispy / non-runny varieties of snot.

Gosh mate, wipe off that crusty dragon before a hottie see's ya.

by VespaGurl March 17, 2005

Crusty Dusty

When someone or something looks Crusty/as in bad or like they got runned over by a car . They look like a mess , Dusty as in Dirty or like they look bad.

“Dyane you look crusty dusty ,”

by Weirdo127 November 11, 2019

Wet Crusty Sock

One day I was walking in my apartment with new cute socks on. I didn't see there was a water bucket right in front of me, I was daydreaming about my new socks when all of a sudden... I stepped in the bucket and fell! My socks were now wet and I was so upset! I absolutely HATE the feeling of a wet sock and wanted to use my new sock so bad. I thought I would grab a Hair Dryer to dry my sock, but I realized I didn't have a Hair Dryer!!! I was so upset that I just thought of one solution... I grabbed a pan and put it in the oven, then I grabbed my wet sock and put it in the pan. After a while, I saw that my sock was looking weird... I turned off the oven and grabbed my sock and my sock WAS CRUSTY and still wet... Moral of the story, don't step in a bucket full of water with socks on.

Isabella: Omg did you see Bia's Wet Crusty Sock?
Neya: Yeah I can't believe she has a Wet Crusty Sock..

by Bia the Baddie February 12, 2021

Crusty Muffin

When someone with a mustache (male or female), administers oral sex on a female and lets the vaginal fluids crustify onto the mustache.

"Jimbo grew a mustache in anticipation for his inaugural crusty muffin."

by The PGP January 18, 2010

crusty pustule

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.

Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

by rommate s dirty girl January 11, 2010