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crocs

Shoes with minimal traction. Highly comfortable. See also: masturbating shoes
A: I love crocs.
B: Except to walk in!
A: Ha Ha.
B: You know it's true...
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Croustini

Le Croustini est un repas qui s'apparente au Mukier, la différence notable est que le mukier comporte la moitié du contenu du Croustini, de plus, il est également vivant.
Personne A - "J'ai peur de trop en prendre si je prends un croustini !"
Personne B - "Cherche toi un mukier à la place!"
by Valix February 13, 2022
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national crocs day

when you wear your crocs on may 17 to represent stupidity and memes
cant wait to wear my crocs on national crocs day
by thatswhatsgood October 10, 2018
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put some crocs on

if someone needs to put some crocs on they need to stop whatever the heckin' heck they are doing and calm tf down
Person 1: *screams* "UGH I HATE YOU MAN, IM OUT OF HERE"
Person 2: "whoa slow your roll my dudette you need to chill tf out and put some crocs on"

Person 1: *thinks for a moment and looks up* "yeah....your right my dude...i need to put some crocs on"
Person 2: *sighs and puts hand on shoulder* "i knew you would get it someday, now go out there and tell the world what you've learned "

Person 1: *tears in his eyes* "how could i ever repay you?"
Person 2: *ride into the sunset on a razor scooter * "put some crocs on!!" *does a tailwhip, there's a freeze-frame and the credits roll*
by urfavoriteuglyrat March 21, 2017
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Crunk in My Crocks

Being 'Crunk In My Crocks' means to be a middle aged person who Is also frequently high.
"Aww man, that kids dad is always Crunk in His Crocks. Should we call DHS?"

"Awww mahn, I can't wait to be the dad that's always Crunk in My Crocks!"
by Coffee to help me sleep October 1, 2017
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National Crocs Day

Monday April 24th 2017 is National Crocs Day!
person 1: hey nigga, have any xtra crocs i can where tomorrow for National Crocs Day?

person 2: ahh hell yeah... which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.

person 1: i'll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈
by jimho April 23, 2017
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Crocs

Ugly ass shoes that have stupid ass holes in them!
by Dumb Crocs April 20, 2014
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