4 feet open crib

This is a reference your ex will use in your dream to let you know he misses you.

Hey i got 4 feet open crib tn.

by goosemuffins July 3, 2022

da crib

a house, or a place that you hang out at a lot?

Mom: Where will you be after school, Timmy?
Timmy: Aw' mamma, I'll be at da crib...peace out

by Becky June 5, 2005

Crabdribble

1. To walk about in a crab like manner while defecating freely.

2. Lebron's excuse for travelling.

The drunk guy, apparently unable to find the bathroom, removed his pants and crabdribbled all over the guestroom before returning to bed.

by illiterate charlie TWS March 18, 2009

Crider

usually cute but often a player

"That guys cute"
"Oh that's crider... a player"

by 123urban456 October 10, 2016

cribster

A baby who is forced to become trendy by its urban hipster parents. More and more boutiques in upscale neighborhoods cater to these parents, stuck in 1/3-life crisis, who buy their baby clothes and accessories that are essentially scaled-down versions of the Hot Topic product line. It's a way for young moms to live the party life vicariously through their child, 16 years before that child will be allowed to party.

I don't know what's more disturbing: that the 35-year old mom in Starbucks is wearing a babydoll shirt that says "Sex Kitten"... or that her cribster is wearing the same thing.

by Ben Frey January 27, 2007

cribtizm

The dedication of your new place of residence, usually in some form of party, gathering, or some other social get-together.
A combination of "crib" and "baptism".

Last night, we all went to Justin's new house and celebrated so hard. It was the greatest cribtizm I've ever been to.

by ricci-s March 1, 2009

free crib

Synonym to free yard. However, is separate by the fact that citykids may sometimes use the phrase 'free crib' seeing as only a small amount of them actually own yards.

Free Crib is unrelated to price/cost of home.

Free Crib is when some one that prevents you from holding a certain activity is out/away, and you're enabled to host that activity.

Could mean:
a) parents
b) spouse/partner
c) grumpy roommate

A) "You wanna smoke blunts later? I got free crib for a bit, my moms at an AA meeting."
B) "Monica, I got free crib, Hilary's on a business trip."
C) "The doommate's left the building."
"Well if you've got free crib, I wouldn't mind trashing the place or framing burglary."
"You'd do that for me? You're so swell."

by GotAFreeCrib July 7, 2009