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hindu egg crate

Take a dump and "accidentally" forget to wipe, then drop your balls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.
He did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn't figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.
by Hugh.Jazz February 22, 2010
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Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.
Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.
by Fidgetdoge01 October 3, 2021
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Line them crates up

😂😂😂That’s what I’m tryna figure out
Her: my butt itch
Me: line them crates up
by Anewngga57 August 23, 2021
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Crated

To get fired, to completely fail, to get kicked out, or to get ejected from an event. Goes back to “clearing out your desk” phrase managers would say in the 80’s cubicle farms, where the fired employee would be given a milk crate to empty out their office deck stuff into, and be escorted out by a security guard from the job, taking only their office desk stuff in a milk crate with them.
Heard that Jax got crated last night! OMG no not crated from the party 😟.
by Crated September 29, 2021
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crate

“crate” meaning wild eshit or crazy asf
“nah das crate”
dis bitch crate fool
nigga you crate asf”
by A230 November 21, 2023
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Crate

Cratefallen must be falling down a crate staircase instead of getting kicked down a real one by your older brother the way you did as a kid, thinking you will get a reputation you never got as a kid by doing so.
The dork thought falling down a crate staircase would impress a few people around or make them laugh, but it wasn't long before they realized she wasn't really funny or impressive to be around, she just wanted someone's attention besides her own.
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
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Crate Paper

An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.
That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.
by The RONA Wigger October 11, 2023
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