Crater Tits

When a woman's tits are so small that they resemble the concaved shape of a crater
Damn did you see that bitch? Her crater tits could collect enough water to solve drought issues in Africa!
by LunchB0x6669 July 29, 2009
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crater face

when some one has large dirty pore holes . "Craters" in there face and with a very gross dark tanish lines in between.MATT KEENE
yo nigga did u see that crater face matt keene was rockin today
by cayla.p October 31, 2006
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crater face

a visage pock marked by the absence of good healthy spots
watch out here comes crater face, pretend you don't see her
by Mosagcity March 07, 2007
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Cum Craters

The ass dimples that occur on a female rump when she is morbidly obese.
1) Dude, she was a whale, but i least i was still able to fill those cum craters.
by Jason Cole May 04, 2005
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craters and freighters

most elusive packing and shipping company in the world.
Joshua works at craters and Freighters along with his jewish wannabe persian friend Doug Gould
by joshua herman August 19, 2006
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crater-face

a person that is very retarded, makes sexual jokes constantly, smoke 2 packs a day, laughs like a retard.
who is that guy laughing at his own jokes in the corner?

I'm pretty sure he's a crater-face
by bob3540945723160 January 14, 2010
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Crater Penis

A penis that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater
Samantha: Oh My God, please whip it out John
John: *whips it out*
Samantha: Ew, it's a crater penis!!!!
by Crater, Esq. December 23, 2010
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