hindu egg crate

Take a dump and "accidentally" forget to wipe, then drop your balls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.

He did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn't figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.

by Hugh.Jazz February 22, 2010

Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.

Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.

by Fidgetdoge01 October 3, 2021

Line them crates up

😂😂😂That’s what I’m tryna figure out

Her: my butt itch
Me: line them crates up

by Anewngga57 August 23, 2021

Crating

"Crating" is where someone argues or belittles your opinion so hard, even when solid evidence proves them wrong, that they put themselves into a "crate" (which is usually stored in a warehouse). The "crate" keeps them from seeing the truth, or tries to hide their "goods" (insecurities or mistakes) about anyone with a different viewpoint who is obviously right.

"I was telling Melissa the other day about all the data supporting global warming, and she kept "crating" on it. She, like, wouldn't even look at the facts and just kept denying. I think she was scared."

or

"When Tyson kept doggin' me about beating him in the game, I just said to him "Don't be hatin', unless you're cratin'. That shut him up quick."

by Rurikbloodaxe August 7, 2012

Crate

Boring, lame, old. Used in a way to show something or someone is not cool.

Miguel: Ivan’s mad crate.
Scott: Facts, what a loser.

by F Gibbles January 2, 2022

Harley Crate

A Btec Adam Johnson that goes heanor gate science college

Declan: er look at Harley crate the nonce
Jayden Ashley: I know right he’s so weird and has teeth coming off the side of his head

by The nonce victim of Harley January 10, 2021

crate day

on the first saturday of december, it is crate day. on crate day, your task is to drink a whole crate of twelve 745 ml beer bottles from 12pm to 12am. it is a phenomenon only occurring in New Zealand since 2009.

>hey mate, you ready for crate day?
>hell yeah

by ihfsdihaoifd April 19, 2023