(n) When a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman's vagina.
Vincent: "Your mom makes the best crockpot special ever!"
Jamie: "What's a crockpot special?"
Vincent: "It's when a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman's vagina."
Jamie: "Oh. Vincent please don't do that with my mom again."
Jamie: "What's a crockpot special?"
Vincent: "It's when a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman's vagina."
Jamie: "Oh. Vincent please don't do that with my mom again."
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