pulled chute

The act of removing yourself from an awkward or undesirable social situation just like one would deploy a parachute to stop a freefall.

I needed my wingman to hop on the grenade. He did but after 10 minutes could no longer stand it so he pulled chute and got out of there.

by Patcho December 9, 2008

content creator

Creates Content on Only Fans

What does it mean to be a content creator?

I post vids on Only Fans

by JoeMia May 4, 2022

Contemptuous

Showing or feeling contempt: feeling, expressing, or demonstrating a strong dislike or utter lack of respect for somebody or something.

He's acting contemptuous.

by Jafje April 15, 2007

crap chute

An incorrect interpretation of "crap shoot" which refers to the unpredictable outcome of throwing dice in a game of craps.

This has nothing to do with crap the excrement or a physical chute.

"Blind dates are a real crap chute because they always end up shitty.
I think you mean crap shoot which has nothing to do with shit."

by mailbox47 January 23, 2011

couter

Synonym for VAGINA

Vagina, Pussy

by Paul Dana December 29, 2003

contempolonial

Late twentieth-century example of American architecture, which is characterized by an absence of the traditional ornament, associated with the architectural style it parodies. Early examples of the centempolonial were built to provide cheap, quickly built houses for G.I.'s returning home from World War II. Today, houses of this style are built to appeal to the widest group of potential homebuyers without regard to individual lifestyles. Synonyms include Ranchburger, McMansion, Contemporized Cape.

He's not a real builder, he builds contempolonial cookie-cutter houses.

by j.tonic February 16, 2005

Contempoopalate

When a person wastes time by contemplating if they have the time to take a poop at any one particular time, without actually taking a dump.

Mel: I don't know guys, I feel a little sick. It's a long drive, maybe I should just .....
Abe: Oh for Pete's Sake!!!! It's 5 AM, Mel! Don't contempoopalate any more and go take a shit so we can drive Joe home.

by Ruzzie2Shoes August 30, 2010