Cousin Eddie

Codename for Marijuana, commonly used by teenagers that smoke weed.

Max, close your mouth and let's go hang out with Cousin Eddie!

by JMAC DX3. July 6, 2009

Cousin Fucker

Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the south-land
I miss 'ole' 'bamy once again and I think it's a sin
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you, here I come
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how bout you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama, oh sweet home
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

PornHub-Mia Khalifa becomes cousin fucker and fucks dad

Me-*hand on dick* SWEET HOME ALABAMA *cums*

by cousinfucker2347632768 April 18, 2019

hot cousin

1.) a cousin that you know you are related to but you still think is hot and doable...and you suspect given the circumstances of drunkness you dont know what you would do.

Damn dude if I had a few beers I DONT KNOW WHAT I would do with my hot cousin!!

by Mike234234234 August 29, 2007

No Cussing Club

An organization started by a 14-year-old tool from Pasadena, as endorsed by his parents and apparently his friends. This group, obviously in direct violation of the USA's first amendment, has somehow been endorsed by congressmen and law enforcement alike. The aforementioned 14-year-old has also authored a hilarious, although pathetic "music video" wherein he spasms about his neighborhood, telling people not to use swear words. I, much like thousands of other people who have seen this music video, are anxious to hear how this person has turned out in three to five years.

"If you wanna be my peer, please respect my ears - don't cuss!"
-14 year old founder of the No Cussing Club
"Do me a favor, say 'don't cuss' for me. Thanks, I'll have a cheeseburger."
-14 year old founder's equally queer father

by Senor Mysterious November 5, 2007

cousinette

a cousin of the female gender. (similar to how in spanish prima is the feminine form of cousin).

I have 2 cousins named John and Steve and 1 cousinette namd Leslie.

by tyrannyrocks May 20, 2009

Cousins' Productions

A guy that helps people homebrew their Wii. he has also done a thumb reveal as his hyped up friends don't really care. He used to be popular, but now he's in a lower tier than my battle pass on fortnite. he is the only person that can help you on your wii. i think maybe he is a simp though, and maybe he likes anime i dont know. i just watch his streams

"Oh, Do you know who Cousins' Productions is?"
"Yeah, he helped me homebrew my Wii!"
"He's a dead youtuber now"
"Oh dang it, I had a crush on him!"

by Person Impersonator July 27, 2020

Ben Cousins Meal Deal

A reference to Hungry Jacks and the troubled AFL footballer Ben Cousins, who had a massive (and sadly ongoing) amphetamine and cocaine problem. The Ben Cousins Meal Deal: No burger, no fries, just the coke and ice.

Mate if I'm gonna go out again tonight, I'll need a Ben Cousins Meal Deal.

by Macktown September 18, 2018