Watching Countdown

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.

"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"

by nompynuthead May 22, 2017

countdown-a-tosis

A person who has gotten so addicted to the show Countdown, it develops into a medical condition. It could even make one form an emotional attachment to a Countdown clock.

David: I love playing Countdown. I play it at least 5 times a day.
Karl Pilkington: Perhaps you need to see a doctor, you may have countdown-a-tosis.

by jrs99 August 18, 2023

California Countdown

You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.

if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.

by gxgsgdhdgfh March 16, 2023

BK Countdown

When you are miserable at your job and can't wait to leave, you are on the BK Countdown!

I'm so tired at this raggedy job. I'm on the BK Countdown, baby!

by superfly100 March 05, 2018

The Yarmouth countdown

The act of anal sex in which the partner on the receiving end takes a large amount of laxatives. The goal is then to for the one penetrating to finish before the laxatives take effect.

-Hey John, how did your date with Sarah go?

-Horrible, she wanted me to do the Yarmouth countdown

-Gross

by mr metcalfe June 04, 2021

The Countdown

the Countdown is something you should never wait for. After the countdown you will see men kissing.

men kissing in 3.. 2.. 1... Why did you wait for the countdown?????

by stormydude5 May 04, 2023