archie cornish

a boy from maidstone who loves rubie clark lots and lots and forever will xx

i love rubie quoted archie cornish

by uwumonstaaa August 10, 2025

Cornish Will

An illiterate fucktard

A cornish will is an illiterate fucktard

by Tinapshurman March 28, 2020

Cornish time

A relaxed usage of the clock - involving arriving late or not paying much attention/placing much importance to the time.

'Well, we're only an hour late - it's a Cornish 5 o' clock.'

'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'

by frustratedwench91 February 18, 2018

cornish piss

Taking a piss in a public, high traffic area without being seen.

Yesterday I got caught trying to take a cornish piss in the back corner of the computer store.

by Stiverton September 15, 2025

cornish blowjob

A blow job from either a chicken or cornish person

I got a cornish blowjob last night mate

by Zork kork March 11, 2024

Cornish Dib-Dab

When you stick your dick in your sisters pussy to get it wet, so you can roll it in your nans ashes for her to suck off.

She let me give her a Cornish Dib-Dab last night

by Cornish Lover September 7, 2022

Cornish

A poop, or a turd that is full of corn.

Damn, I just did a massive Cornish.

by Dark Charizard November 11, 2021