Cornell Cornelius Cornbob

The ruler of Cornearth and God of the Cornverse. The man who banished John Corness Corntoes IV for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton in which it reads, "All men who shall not consume the corn that I have provided for this mankind shall perish against their willfulness," to Potato Potat Tater V.

Bro, eat your corn or else Cornell Cornelius Cornbob will find you!

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

California Corncobber

Alright folks now what your gonna want to do here is getta nice warm supple corn cob freshly steamed and cooked and shove that motherfucker up your woman's asshole. After u deliver that corncob with a nice coating of shit take that fucker out and supply that fucker with another coat but this time with your jizz. Let this contraption sit for about 20 minutes and serve to anybody of your liking. Originated in California state prisons when meals consisted of corncobs and bran muffins.

My fucking god! Dude you know that one whore we met last night! Well i fucking had her over for dinner and i served her the best California Corncobber ever!

by John Flacek May 24, 2009

corncock

The penis of a gay man. Also known as "peanutcock".

Gee-willickers Bubba did you by any chance have corn for dinner last night?

by Phill Mc Crack'n May 26, 2004

corncobbled

to be beaten about the cranium with a fish and or penis

jeez lu-eez i was just corncobbled over my cranium and it sucks real bad and i wanna kill somebody,. thats how bad it sucks

by an ugly ugly kid with ugly ugly needs May 13, 2005

Corncobbing

The act of finding substitute material to be used in lieu of toilet paper, when the latter is unavailable. Refers to the historic usage of corncobs to maintain hygiene after defecation in rural areas in the United States, prior to the widespread availability of commercially manufactured toilet paper in the late 19th century.

The camping trip was pretty rough. We didn't bring enough TP, so after the first couple of days we were corncobbing it.

by thisnameisnotalreadybeingused May 28, 2012

Cornjob

A task scheduler function in Linux. Also inserting corn on the cob into someone.

Yo did you configre dat cornjob last night? Nah I was getting cornjobbed last night so I’m still sore.

by ToxicParm May 28, 2018

Idaho Corn cob

To shove an uncooked corn cob into your anus and shred the cob with the lining of your rectum, then defecate into a bowl and continue to eat it.

Dat Idaho Corn cob was the shit.......Literally.

by Jowah March 7, 2009