An Ancient Albanian term, where a lad penetrates a lass and then twists her around like a corkscrew.
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An annoying woman who claims to be a male, Likes 2 girls 1 cup and pretends to have childhood trauma along with her dad leaving her a year after birth.
“Kimmie was in a really bad mood today. Do you have any clue what happened to him?
“Yes I do. I called him a G-Vestite Corkscrew!”
“Well you aren’t wrong. I can’t stand him sometimes.”
“Yes I do. I called him a G-Vestite Corkscrew!”
“Well you aren’t wrong. I can’t stand him sometimes.”
by Dr. Czech Maid January 21, 2023
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2. (v.) To act in the manner of a cockshmoe; to behave in a vulgar, inappropriate way.
3. (adj.) An act or person in a state of being a cockschmoe.
2. (v.) To act in the manner of a cockshmoe; to behave in a vulgar, inappropriate way.
3. (adj.) An act or person in a state of being a cockschmoe.
1. "I knew that the family had warped Nestor throughout his childhood, but I'm still surprised that he showed up at the party and acted like such a loathsome cockschmoe."
2. "Everything was fine until Joe's ex-wife showed up and cockschmoed up his life, but good."
3. "I tried to watch that new Fox reality show, but I felt quesy after five minutes -- it was totally cockschmoe."
2. "Everything was fine until Joe's ex-wife showed up and cockschmoed up his life, but good."
3. "I tried to watch that new Fox reality show, but I felt quesy after five minutes -- it was totally cockschmoe."
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Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."
Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."
Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."
Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."
Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
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That was a Fat line of Cocksalt you just did!
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