Tim Canterbury

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.

Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*

by Jemma March 25, 2005

Last-clap contest

When you're at a performance or assembly and the applaud is just ending, this is the contest when two people both try to get the last clap. Usually lasts about 20 seconds before both people give up.

Cathy: I loved how during the assembly today, there was a last-clap contest between Jeff and Matt.

by night0wl94 May 14, 2009

Content with a life of cricket and lunch

Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.

'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'

'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'

by GoATMoN July 11, 2009

Content Guidelines

Content Guidelines can be defined as:

A The thing nobody reviews before making a definition
B a companies excuse to getting out of a bad situation

"But your honor, they didn't review the Content Guidelines!"

by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

Centennial High School

A school in MD, probably the "best" school, but we all know it's trash in almost everything except for maybe academics (but that's dropping too). Our football team sucks ass, while our lacrosse team is just fuckboy's and hoes. Then there's the track team, man these guys are horrible. They literally sold the dumbest shit, cookie dough, while every other team sold shit like pizza. Oh and the building, it feels like a elementary school, with people banging in the bathroom, and fuckboys smoking weed, and the weebs spreading cancer. Overall this school, just like any other Howard County high school is trash. Actually it's all high schools that are trash.

Bitch from hebron : Yo our school's trash
Weeb from Chingtennial: you wish, Centennial High School is weeb heaven

by whychintenial April 7, 2017

center mass

where you put the bullets into a person in a quick shot

the six inches wide region below the throat and above the navel where you have the best chance of hitting a human with bullets, usually at a longer range,,, over 100 meters

"aim center mass" bang

I aim for center mass every time

by Alpino November 6, 2009

Content farm

a Channel on YouTube or any other popular website that only exists to spam content out that makes them money.

Watchmojo is a content farm

by Tobyvenom July 3, 2020