Conspiracy Theorist

A slur created by our lizard overlords.

Person 1: “Wow look at that conspiracy theorist”
Person 2: “Fam I prefer the term enlightened theoristic”

by TabbyRaider67 December 22, 2021

Conspiract

Conspiract is a phrase used by Gradi. Grace “accidentally” typed “conspiract” and now its in the Urban Dictionary.

Grace- hhhh
Madi- what?
Grace- CONSPIRACT

by Dustin’s Cat November 12, 2018

conspirathize

Conducting a theory (hypothesis) based on a conspiracy

My friends and I conspirathize that our teacher was trying to fail us based on her impossible assignments and history of flunking seniors.

by Diana reum January 27, 2021

Conspiracy theorist

From the 2020's
Seemingly another word for prophet.
They make crazy sounding claims that appear to be deluded ramblings, which turn out to be correct.

I can't believe that conspiracy theorist's claims about covid turned out to be true!

by anonymickymouse December 8, 2021

Double Conspiracy

The ultimate cover up. Exposing a "conspiracy" that contradicts another conspiracy to cover up the pre-existing conspiracy.

Double Conspiracy:

The "news" gets "information" about a "conspiracy" that says global warming is a hoax. This information was actually fed to the news by a group of people who are trying to hide the existance of global warming.

by Atlec December 1, 2009

Conspiracy

When you find something you don't completely understand, add aliens, and quote mine a few officials on a webpage and ask for donations.

Area 51... anything made with advanced metal MUST be involved with an alien conspiracy, DUH.

by Tom Scaret July 29, 2009

playlist conspiracy

A global conspiracy that dictates -- even though you've got your playlist on Random-Whole Collection -- it somehow manages to play only songs that depress you.

You: OMG, this was our song. :'(
You: Now Playing: Sevendust -- Angel's Son
Your best mate: It's that Playlist Conspiracy... ¬_¬

by sconzey January 11, 2009