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Confarkulous

That statement is just confarkulous.
by Jessisqueenj September 20, 2019
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Confaudiblation

Adjective

The process of Faudible

The mental reconstruction of audio that is not comprehended by the brain; a falsification that the mind creates to fill in the gaps with audio it believes to be true

The process of the mind filling in the gaps of audio that is heard but not understood.

The word comes from the Latin- con for "constrūctus", audībilis for "to hear,", fābul for "a tale." and -ātus Adjective.
The complexity of sounds in electronic music compared to basic sounds like a person speaking increase Confaudiblation exponentially.
by Kewk November 14, 2019
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Confappiness

When you're sexually confused yet happy with a situation or you're just confused yet happy.
Bro, Tyler's been experiencing immense Confappiness recently.
by anonymous June 3, 2020
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Confibulise

/kənˈfibjʊ'lʌɪz/

When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.

When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."

The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
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cofab

A initialism born during the pandemic to shorten "Clocking out for a bit" in company chats.
by totallynot@lex May 21, 2021
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comfab

To shove dick up someone’s ass till it makes the scream
Bro I whould love to comfab now
by Fhdhehdu July 9, 2021
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dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused
Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple
by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017
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