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compulsive liar

one who lies on impulse for no reason.
Man, Sean is such a compulsive liar, he told me he would kill himself if I ever turned ghetto.
by Megan Burgess September 28, 2005
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Compersion

1. Taking emotional or sexual gratification from the act or idea of a loved one or partner seeking or receiving gratification from another person.

2. A trait commonly found in people who identify as polyamorous. It is often experienced as a driving force toward polyamory and open relationships, as these are the best ways to express compersion without deception or games in a relationship.

3. A viewpoint which regards a partner as an individual with their own needs and desires, and fully accepts the independent pursuit of those desires.

4. A voyeuristic appreciation for the concept of one's partner engaging in sexual or intimate activities with a 3rd party.

5. An important component for a successful and drama-free threesome within a relationship.

6. A positive reaction in a situation that stereotypically induces a jealousy reaction.
"You're ok with your girlfriend having sex with another guy?"
"Yeah, I'm compersive. For me its kind of like watching my girlfriend in a porno, I just sit back and enjoy the scene."

"I appreciate that he finds sex elseware. Compersion takes a lot of the stress off our relationship since I'm too busy to give it up as often as he wants."

"Watching her move with him as they screwed gave me a whole new perspective on sex. I was so blown away I just had to jump in!"

"I ship out tomorrow, and I made her promise to have lots of sex while I'm gone! I dont want my baby deprived because I'm not around for a few months. Its a little weird sometimes, but I feel compersion more often than jealousy, so its really not a problem."

"Dude, arent you jealous?"
"Are you kidding? That is HOT!"

"Most of my pleasure in relationships comes from my partner's enjoyment. It makes me happy when they enjoy themselves, and I've found that I dont even have to be the cause of their pleasure in order to enjoy it. Just knowing they're happy makes me happy." -The Dave
by Boredomfiend November 6, 2009
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Being completely obsessed with Edward Cullen and the Twilight Saga.
My friend Jayne has Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder. She does nothing but talk about Edward Cullen
by CodyThePony November 23, 2009
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compulsive liar

An asshole who is always blowing shit out his mouth. And makes up stories to make himself look better, but winds up just driving himself further into the already huge hole in the ground.
Why do we even try to listen to him? He says he hit someone with a rock who Ding Dong Ditched his house, when it was us that did the DDD ad he never saw us. Definitely a compulsive liar.
by RejectsforLife December 9, 2007
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compulsive liar

somone who lies all the time, for attention and to seem cool.
Often stories are to farfetched to be true.
When confronted about such lies they will often try to make the story more believeable.
Do you know one?
tony(compulsive liar)
Guy(person who laughs at compulsive liar)
Guy: Mount everest is huge eh?
tony: I climbed it once.
Guy: No you didn't!
tony: Well not all the way but I was there.
by WO0DS January 4, 2010
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compulsive sarcasm

When you just have to be sarcastic. It doesn't even need to mean you are sarcastic all the time.

A nice reaction to insults, though.
"Hey! You dyed your hair! it's black now!"
"Really, Linn. i never would have figured that out."
"Nice compulsive sarcasm, Savvy."
"Gut reaction."

"God, you are so ugly. you should lose weight."
"You are so excellent at giving compliments."

"Why don't you just shut up, Kaila?"
"Because that would deprive all of you the sound of my lovely voice."
by Linn Ultimatihah October 15, 2009
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