To Comet

To comet a person (i.e. do the comet) means to fart in an isolated area but still near enough to people where you can walk amongst them and the tail end (or comet part of your fart) either still resonates or is still strong enough that they smell it, but the fact that it was you remains hidden because you did not pass wind directly in front of them; allowing you to deny it. The fact that it dissipates quickly also allows you to deny it since most farts stay in the area for a time. This technique should only be used someone you don't like.

"Yesterday I saw this guy who gave me some shit last week so I decided to comet him and he had no idea. You should have seen the look on his face as he tried to figure out where the smell came from!"

"Sometimes I comet a random bunch of people as I'm walking through the hall to my next class".

by mfjplat18k November 4, 2010

Tile Comet

When one exits the restroom with a lengthy piece of toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

Albert walked out of the restroom with a very lengthy Tile Comet on his right shoe. He tried to use his left foot to remove it, then ended up with a Tile Comet on his left shoe as well.

by I forgot my name!!! March 29, 2010

ass comet

A peice of toilet paper that is hanging out of the back of your pants (above the waistline) after you have gone to the bathroom.

When Joe came out of the Mens room he had about a 12" ass comet hanging out of his pants.

by PeeVee1 September 15, 2006

halleys comet

Gaseous ice ball appearing every 80 years or so

Man "Hey I can see Halleys comet in the sky !" . Comet expert "Best place for it I say"

by binsurfer December 11, 2003

Vomit Comet

1. Multi engine jet plane capable of sustaining dives long enough to simulate weightlessness; primarily used for astronaut training and films like Apollo 13.

They call it the Vomit Comet because it streaks across the sky and makes you lose your lunch.

by jonny mac June 9, 2004

Skyline Comet

The pure core and heart of Floraphilia. A popular figure on Twitter and Rule34 under the skyline_comet and solar_flare tag.

Person 1: Oh man! Skyline comet just made new art!

Person 2: I think you need help John.

by TheMemeReformer February 16, 2021

pot comet

When you are smoking the last bit of pot in a pipe, and one of the hot ashes shoots through the bowl and hits the back of your throat. Can usually be seen as a bright orange ball flying through the length of the pipe if it is made of glass.

*coughing* Dammit! That pot comet just burnt the shit out of my throat...

by Mike Coff May 14, 2006