comeback to candice 

candice = unfunny

comeback to candice
Person 1: have you seen candice around?
Person 2: whos candice
Person 1: Candice dick hit in your mouth
Comeback:
Person 2: yes because its so fucking small

comeback to candice by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022

Comeback Season 

Getting back together with an ex.

Girl 1 -“Hey girl guess what.”

Girl 2 -“what gurl?”

Girl 1 -“he said he wanna get back together, i guess its comeback season.”
Girl 2 -“oh okayyy”

Comeback Season by ceceeeeliokioo November 17, 2023

Comeback rock 

The first piece of crack or meth, usually given free to a potential customer, in the hopes an addiction or desire for more will form.

I gave that fool a comeback rock. He was knocking on the door later that night for more.

Comeback rock by The real ODV March 13, 2025

Stairway Comeback

After being the target of an insult or diss, the recipient is at a loss for words & has no comeback. On the way out of the building walking down the stairs they think of a great comeback they SHOULD have used.

Insulter: “You think you’re hot shit but you’re nothing but a smartass.”
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"

Stairway Comeback by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008

Superhuman comeback 

When a wrestler, usually a babyface, no-sells his opponent's offense, usually after several minutes of being dominated. This tactic usually sets up the finish and victory by the face wrestler. The most well known example of this Hulk Hogan and recently John Cena.

"Three RKO's! That's gotta be it!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"

Superhuman comeback by punkasswalrus December 10, 2009

Costanza comeback 

A phenomenal comeback to an insult, that arrives in your head only 30 minutes too late. Coined from George's antics in the "Jerk Store" episode of Seinfeld. Frequently encountered during the car ride home from somewhere and in more extreme cases while in bed the night after getting humiliated.

After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"

Costanza comeback by mikey mcgillicutty June 16, 2007

Myspace Comeback 

Deleting your old Myspace, making a brand new one with brand spankin' new pictures that are totally rad and adding a REALLY good song and a cool layout and only adding the people you actually know and stuff...usually takes about a month maybe more to make.

-"Did you hear about Nando's Myspace Comeback?!"
-"Hell yeah I did, I can't wait he's so hott!"

Myspace Comeback by DGAFPANDO November 19, 2006