cellusional

The act of losing awareness with the world around you because you are so engrossed with texting or surfing the net on your smart phone.

I noticed Erin updating her facebook status on the elevator this morning; she was so cellusional she got off on the wrong floor again.

by DSCO September 4, 2010

Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017

Positive Confusion

A person in an impossible state of mind.

Sven: Steve you look lost, are you sure you're all right?
Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.

by bubbaron2004 May 5, 2010

land of confusion

A rock song by Genesis and covered by Disturbed.

There's too many men, too many people
Making too many problems
And there's not much love to go around
Can't you see this is a land of confusion?

by DontEverJudgeMe March 18, 2008

Cooch Contusion

Painful bruising that results from a Smash Bang fusion.

I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"

by Oreosbestfriend March 20, 2011

mass confusion

father's day in the bronx

reporter 1: there was mass confusion today in iraq, where 200 bombs were dropped and 20 car bombs were detonated.
reporter 2: u think thats bad? u should see the bronx on fathers day.

by wenfro April 28, 2008

In conclusion

the most basic and simplest way to end your essay that you forgot was due the next day.

"In conclusion, the most basic and simplest way to end your essay that you forgot was due the next day is "in conclusion"."

by the ace-o-spades February 27, 2010