Cockshark

Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.

I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.

by CryptozoologicalDude March 28, 2012

cockshot

A rough unit of measurement approximately equal to a standard ejaculation; a few tablespoons.

I'll have a turkey club sandwich with just a cockshot of mayonnaise, please.

by sorak June 7, 2007

cocks breath

when someones breath smells of cocks

''hey man i just came back from a medieval joust and the guy sitting next to me, boy he sure had cocks breath

by Max Lawless January 19, 2008

cocksit

having your friend, female or male watch your boyfriend, husband, date, ect., while you are away, on a vacation, in the bathroom, getting a drink at the bar ect., to make sure he's not getting into trouble.

there's a long line at the bathroom, can you cocksit my boyfriend?

i'm cocksitting my friends husband this weekend.

by alicat81 April 20, 2009

cocksack

the sack that surrounds the male testicles, or testees, for short.

The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.

When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.

Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.

Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.

by Skidmark McGee January 7, 2011

Cocks-a-dangle

The art of standing fully naked with your cock hanging down. About to have sex, swinging.

Julia was sitting naked in the middle of the gymnasium sorunded by the entire basketball team, cocks-a-dangle. Things were about to heat up.

by The Maxwell. October 2, 2009

Cobus

Cobus

Cobus is a person who is wicked cool and legitly awesome at drummming
His name useually consists of lots of flem
potg*flem*ter
Usually says Booya in many situations and can beatbox like a beast
Their hair has an insane amount of gel in it to keep it held up

He makes insane DVD's, but unluckily a Cobus will useually have a poor internet connection (not of his own fault)

EX 1 "Dude whos that guy on the drums"

"He is so obviously a cobus"

"BOOYA"

EX 2
"Hey dude you wanna come down to my house"

"Booya man that would be wicked cool"

"ha ha ur such a Cobus"

by XBeantownX September 13, 2009