cocksit 

having your friend, female or male watch your boyfriend, husband, date, ect., while you are away, on a vacation, in the bathroom, getting a drink at the bar ect., to make sure he's not getting into trouble.

there's a long line at the bathroom, can you cocksit my boyfriend?

i'm cocksitting my friends husband this weekend.

cocksit by alicat81 April 20, 2009

Cockitude 

To be in the state of ignorant bliss strutting ones junk not giving a fuck.

I say Jane , look at Mr Darcy in his banana hammock strutting his male pride giving zero fucks . His Cockitude knows no bounds

Cockitude by Shatbuff July 12, 2019

cockstar 

An individual with big dick and ball mentality.

Darin is big dick ballin like a cockstar!

cockstar by padre February 21, 2021

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

Cockshit Zombie by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

Cockstar Games 

An insult for Rockstar Games and their horrible decisions.

Guy1: Dude did you hear that Rockstar uploaded another update?
Guy2:Yeah Cockstar Games really messed up this time.

Cockstar Games by DankMemeBunny May 6, 2018

Cockstockton 

The act of being a wingman for a friend. Assisting a friend with a male or female.
OR
The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman

Man to friend: "Thanks for being a Cockstockton. That helped me land that."
OR
Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."
Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.

Cockstockton by matty new January 24, 2009

cocknitive 

Hyper awareness of the male genitalia in social settings.

Today, I was very cocknitive in the gym.

cocknitive by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013