cocklava

a tasty turkish pastry with an inexplicably delicous cream filling. also with a lingering essence of honey and sphincter.

Cocklava the newest "SAN FRANCISCO TREAT".

by w poppier December 8, 2006

cocklover

Someone like lamb or clarkee or any of clarkees friends. they love cock.

Lamb: OOh i want sum cock!
Clarkee: Here suck mine
Clarkees m8s: ooh can we jack off while we watch
Clarkee and Lamb: Mmm we love cock

by R3v0Lv3R February 21, 2004

cocklover

1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. zen

someone who showcases their vocabulary because he's a know it all, cocklover and cheats on their wife

by kraziness August 9, 2006

cocksavage

the boyfriend of Mr. Buttsavage from the Nickelodeon show Doug

Mr. Bone secretly wanted to get in Mr. Buttsavage's pants, but he knew that Mr. Cocksavage would somehow find out.

by Dead Cousin Ted January 27, 2012

cockolate fondu

The act of dipping your penis into melted chocolate (or cheese) and having someone suck it off.

Oh man I had some delicious cockolate fondu last night, cadbury's from base to bellend.

by arnstar18 August 9, 2015

Cocklament

Cock complement

It was a cocklament

by Favorite fag March 18, 2017

cockplayer

A cockplayer is a pathetic loser having fun with himself, who has no other toys but his dong.
A cockplayer is not only a wanker, but he would picture himself as king of the world and fancy some epic fuck with girls he can never get, which is the only moment he wins in the really world.

Look at you! You clam yourself a cosplayer? At best a cockplayer.

by 道长 May 31, 2017