A New York State University set in the beautiful hills of Cobleskill, NY. At first glance it looks like a redneck community, but wait until school comes into session. We have just as many drug dealers and stabbings as you more urban universities. The university will never be known for partying, only fat girls in tight shirts, line dancing and freezing cold winters. The only sensable group is contained a few miles off campus, the soccer house.
SUNY Cobleskill is a backwoods university where men are men and sheep are nervous, lacking enough booze to get Ron White a little drunk, known for its only profitable business, Tractor Supply Co.
by VanDamin July 12, 2006
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by Miss V.Gina January 6, 2009
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by onlyme2789 June 24, 2009
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Colette: “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I went to the grocery store with my mom today, and we bought corn!”
Friend: “Then what happened?”
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