The fresh wet, moist turd that unknowingly becomes blended with your ass and pubic hairs into a cobbler like consistency...
Martha had an oopsy poopsy and sat down requiring multiple wet wipes...
Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?
Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?
by cobbler4u July 19, 2013
Get the Dingle Cobbler mug.An animated movie by Richard Williams (the guy who did the animation on Who Framed Roger Rabbit). He spent nearly 30 years on it only for it to be stolen from him and butchered by the completion bond company.
by Dominicmgm July 31, 2021
Get the The Thief and the Cobbler mug."It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right..." - Ned Leeds
by Drewypewy January 9, 2022
Get the Fruit Cobbler mug.1. n. - any woman's large posterior (note: not just the ass) which is "sprinkled", well-incorporated, to rife with cellulite(aka cottage cheese); it sometimes running down the back of the thigh, calf, and cankles...also above the waist on the severely depressing; not necessarily a death sentence if they meet a guy that enjoys the nuanced texture of a matured and bountiful topography
2. variant: n. - "sweetpotato cobbler" - for those that wish to make a racial or skin-tone distinction between one type of cobbler and another
2. variant: n. - "sweetpotato cobbler" - for those that wish to make a racial or skin-tone distinction between one type of cobbler and another
I ate through that potato cobbler like I was on death row!
I was at the beach and some SSBBWs, BBWs and their comparatively petite frump and plumper friends were all in bikinis...a total potato cobbler buffet. ...and I dug in. Back for thirds, even.
I was at the beach and some SSBBWs, BBWs and their comparatively petite frump and plumper friends were all in bikinis...a total potato cobbler buffet. ...and I dug in. Back for thirds, even.
by sadjitarius March 23, 2008
Get the potato cobbler mug.One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.
That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.
He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!
He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!
by Yoshida May 3, 2004
Get the ass cobbler mug.I was drunk as hell last night and took this nasty chick home with me, went down on her, and ended up getting a cherry cobbler. That was the nastiest pussy ever!
by DRP400 February 12, 2008
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