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A Cluster Fuck

Also a series of minor or major mishaps leading to an almighty fuck-up
What with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cluster fuck
by PaulF October 4, 2006
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clurb

slang for 'club', and can be used for words such as 'clurbpizza' and 'clurb sandwich'.
Townie: Hey yo ma, yo pickin' a fight, innit?
You: Clurb?
by townie hater March 23, 2005
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cluster-comment

(verb)
To mass-message a large number of people using an identical message via the comment, wall, or guestbook section of social networking sites (ie, myspace or friendster), often for the purpose of quickly alerting a large number of people to information such as an event or breaking news story.
Nicole: Hey, did you tell everyone to meet at Shakedown on Saturday?
Carlos: Yeah, i cluster-commented the flyer to everyone on myspace.
by sp00ki October 9, 2006
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clustercuss

1. A less-profane, more whimsical way of referring to a clusterfuck.

2. A situation involving a large amount of confusion, disorder, or mayhem-- usually with many people present.

Attributed to the Wes Anderson film "Fantastic Mr. Fox" (2009). In the film, "cuss" replaces curse words in the main characters' speech, thereby allowing dialogue that is humorous and emphatic but still appropriate for younger audiences.
This is going to be a total clustercuss for everybody.
by SaffronInSpace October 4, 2010
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Clurvey

Describes someone who has a very unique and funny nature and stands out from others.
Brendan has a very clurvey personality.
by aelm22 October 18, 2016
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lazy cluster of atoms

Pretty much what it says on the tin, generally employed to describe someone who shouldn't even exist, for they are just so lazy.
The extent of your laziness is beyond the allowance of existence, you lazy cluster of atoms!
by Julio Von Janitor August 26, 2008
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cluster fuckery

1) The act of a chaotic, uncontrollable, frazy time - usually related to wreaking havoc in the name of fun.

2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.
1) Are you down for some cluster fuckery this weekend?

2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.
by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007
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