clumpkin

1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin

Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.

by Justus Balentine January 4, 2007

Clumpkin decker

A girl being eaten out while taking a dump in the upper tank of the toilet

Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker

by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010

clumy

some one or something that is perfect in every way

"wow sophie who is that guy, he is soooo clumy...to die for"

by hornythornylesbian69ner October 26, 2011

clump

The act of hitting a person (usually across the face) with your penis.

The name comes from the sound it makes on impact.

First person to pass out tonight recieves a 'clumping'.

by Fitzyy November 9, 2006

Clumpsy

To be perfectly unperfect. To have flaws and problems like everyone else,
and still be a totally amazing awsome person at the same time.

Mike: Amby farts alot but i still think shes awsome. Shes so Clumpsy.

by Holmicha6000 February 17, 2009

period clump

During a female's menstruation, large sized clumps of blood may be produced.

I was taking a piss and I could hear the period clumps hitting the water.

by shalvi March 29, 2003

Clump Nugget

Customer Service Representatives who have poor attitudes and no pride in their work are referred to as Clump Nuggets at my wonderful place of employment.

Hey Amy, why don't you put a smile on your face and quit being such a Clump Nugget!

by Non Clump Nugget August 1, 2012