Closeted Weeb

A Closeted Weeb person who may call themselves a Sophisticated foreign media consumer, but has watched more than 1 anime.

Closeted Weeb: I’m not a Weeb I just like anime including one piece
Person 2:No you’re just a fucking Weeb

by sumdude November 6, 2022

closteron

Crowd of people in a small space that smells really bad.

Person1: There’s so many of us in this room.

Person2: A real closteron!

by Merthur4Life July 3, 2023

closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.

"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"

by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023

Closeted Pedophile

A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.

person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.

person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.

by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023

Closeted Homo

We don't discriminate. However, those who insist they are not homo, are usually closeted homosexuals. People who act homo, either are REALLY HOMO, or who know by heart they're not insecure about their sexuality.

Me: Hey Thomas! Wanna listen to the gay ass music.
Thomas: Nah that shit is gay aswell.
Me: You're definetly a closeted homo

by reacts4u May 9, 2024

blatantly closeted

A gay Who is afraid to be gay and hide it from the world.

In front of his blatantly closeted uncle

by Herrold August 13, 2022

glass-closeted

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.

I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.

by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025