Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

clining

To screw around, generally in reference to actual time.

Hey man, sorry to keep clining around on meeting you, it's been a crazy hectic week.

by General of the Confederator August 4, 2009

Clowning

1.Initiating a circus in a place where there should be none.

2.Trucking

3.Gimping

4.Performing a feet of inglorious proportions.

"YOU JUST GOT SPIKED."

"STOP CLOWNING"

by Don't get raped January 16, 2010

closing the loop

The act of sucking one's own dick.

After hours of diligent stretching I was finally successful in closing the loop, then my mom walked in.

by duhlek January 29, 2009

Clowning

A verb used to describe people that are making a fool of themselves at the moment, A.K.A being a clown.

Ernie: Bro did you see Sarah? She spelt X's name like XXTention!
Matthew: Bruh, she is CLOWNING

by lunr August 13, 2019

Closing the Gap

When anyone close to you falls behind in the meaning of personal growth, and continue to be blind to unhealthy habits while you’re growing. You either have to leave them or they or you have to catch up to the peer.

Damn, jacks different since I got this money, he needs to be closing the gap if he wants to be friends like we were.

by I’mEatenCereal September 24, 2020

the closing of gitmo

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.

*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009