queer as a clockwork orange

Strange, odd, unusual.

(Also the name of famous novel and movie "A Clockwork Orange")

Do you know whothis guy is?
No, dude. I don't see him ever. He is queer as a clockwork orange.

by AtaMete52 December 16, 2017

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Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019

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cockjock

a large male who playes sports but at weekends is a homosexual and has sex with lots of different men

"dude, ryne is a total cockjock.he had sex with 10 men on saterday....and one was from england :O"

by JG & SmC February 25, 2008

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A Clockwork Orange

A film that may have been Super-Violent When it came out but is mild by today's standards. May induce sadistic pleasue at seeing the Droogs beat up hobos and randomly rape people.

Man, A Clockwork Orange was great!

by Ender December 14, 2003

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Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

by bone July 20, 2004

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