Clock Blocked

When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.

Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."

Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'

by What About Bob January 22, 2013

Cock Block Texting

when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.

Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..

by WOOOOOODAMN May 7, 2011

Mobile Cock Block

Cock blocking someone through a text message or phone call.

Me and my GF were making out and my buddy freakin' mobile cock blocked me with his cell phone.

by pbyrd February 12, 2010

counter cock block

Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.

John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.

by markos maximus January 14, 2011

Cock Block

To prevent one's friend from scoring, usually by acting inappropriately in front of some sweet ass.

You're being a total Cock Block, Andy, stop doing blow on the table in front of these fine pieces of ass.

by Aneiz December 28, 2005

K-9 cock block

an act impairing, or preventing ones ability to have sex with, or hook up with another person because of that persons overly possessive dog.

dude, that dog never lets me anywhere near her, I'm being
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!

by Christian Hummel May 24, 2008

walk, talk, and cock block

The process in which two or more people notice that one of their friends is walking/flirting with a person that is way too attractive for them. Thus, to break up the social engagement the initial group that noticed the flirting catches up to the canoodling couple and initiates a conversation to prevent the pair from flirting further.

Guy A: Dude, did you see Carl and Vanessa walking to class together.

Guy B: No, why?

Guy A: He was hitting on her like crazy.

Guy B: Wow, that's not even reasonable; she's way hotter than he is.

Guy A: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Guy B and Guy A in unison: Walk, talk, and cock block.

(They grab their books and run after Carl and Vanessa in hopes of killing the mood.)

by MBCI kinda sucks July 22, 2009