crazool

crazy cool. 'nuff said.

man, that was crazool!

by michel bauer September 21, 2008

claxon

A word that can mean anything in any context.

claxon me a pint mate.
you claxon
im claxoning off to the shop
claxon you later
waa im claxoned

by k werd May 6, 2005

claz

a blindingly pale race of demons who burp as a sign of affection.

this creature is extremely needy and without love can withdraw into itself and sulk.

you'll know someone is a 'claz' if they constantly talk about how horny they are and have burger nips

claz are you using tip ex as foundation again?

by raquellita December 3, 2013

calzone stacker

Fucking a fat chick in the folds of her belly, gunt, or muffin tops, rather than any number of usual places, and leaving her with the gooey load inside the folds.

I couldn't find the wet spot, so I pulled a calzone stacker on her and got out of there.

by Tikkanen November 29, 2006

claxon

Chavs use this word when they are jealous of how clever and intelligent you are.

I'm gonna fuckin write bellend on the wall coz it's me favourite word o' week (writes 'Bilend'). There yaa go mate bellend. Fuckin' that's what you un's are innit ya fuckin'...CLAXON...Fuck me charver...I'M FUCKED!

by stu January 2, 2005

claxon

A term heavily used by Britain's new underclass- otherwise known as chavs, and made famous by the legendary Devvo, to indicate annoyance at another person- most often non-chavs.

An insult with no real substance- indicates an inner city public school education amongst the user.

A highly amusing insult that the middle classes use when they wish to parody chavs.

"Did youn key me saxo you fuckin' claxon!?"

"I'll spark you reet out you fuckin' claxon!"

"Get off me burberins you fuckin' claxon!"

"'Ere maate, yer step-dad's a reet fuckin' claxon."

by Heeby1 November 27, 2005

clavo

A chunk/glob/piece of black tar heroine from mexico.

Jose: Hey, got any tin foil?
Guillermo: Yeah, why?
Jose: I got this big clavo I wanna put on it.

by CandESan-D August 20, 2010