bass clarinet player

The most smiley person in the band, always willing to help.

Person: Hey could you help me move the Bass Drum?
Bass Clarinet Player: No problem!!

by 1st Chair December 27, 2009

Craving

A desire or want of something.

I’m craving some hotdogs and vagina.

by Not Worth a Bean November 11, 2018

Clarinet

An instrument made of complete win. Usually the band directors favorite section due to the fact that they actually learn their parts, and don't talk while they're talking. Most of the time are in tune

Teacher: Clarinets and Flutes play measures 17-23.

*they play*
Teacher: Good job clarinets. Flutes, you need practice so you can sound like the clarinets.

by 1stchairclarinet August 29, 2011

Cavin

Cavin is a great guy and the best friend any guy or girl could ask for. Anyone who knows him knows he’s the most caring individual and will do anything to make someone happy. He will never let someone down and is the most trustworthy guy anybody could ever imagine. He’s just what any girl could ever want but sometimes he struggles to find the right one. Sometimes the girl won’t realize he’s everything they want until they get with him, but he’s patient and will wait for the one he wants. Cavin’s are almost always good looking, but their personality is what truly makes them so great. Cavin is more mature than anyone and could be a great leader with great choices when the time is required. He’s simply the best human out there and the ones who give him the chance know that of him. He’s loved by many and will always succeed with what he’s passionate about, as well as lead an amazing life.

“Do you know Cavin?” #1
“Not really, why?” #2
“He’s the most genuine and caring guy i’ve ever met and is exactly what anyone wants in a bf or friend.”

by thatonepersoneveryoneloves March 12, 2019

Cleavins

Contraction of "cleavage leavins": the food that falls into one's cleavage while eating, and found later to be eaten as a snack.

"I always have so many cleavins after eating popcorn at the movies."

by Femme Brulée January 27, 2012

Calvin and Hobbes effect

When you sit on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep, because you were distracted by reading. Originally caused by toilet-side Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side books, but has recently seen an explosion in incidence due to smartphones.

'My parents always thought I was ill when I was a kid on the toilet, but I was just distracted by transmogrifiers and Dobie-o-matics.'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'

by AdmiralPercy November 5, 2016

Calvin Kleining

Cocaine and ketamine together

Yo, Sarah! That's not just ketamine, its coke too... Damn Sarah, you're Calvin Kleining!

by CLAMILLION September 25, 2018