Claudeja

Prounced Claw-de-ja

A hyper fun loving person. Easy to get along with for short peroids of time if not easily tired out. Claudeja's are usually easy tired out and can get bored when left out of a conversation for too long.

See buni

Person 1&2: -Inside joke-
Person 3: Hey you two shut up!
Person 2: Uugh, Stop being so Claudeja..

by ICUYeshIDo November 24, 2011

claude-strophobia

The fear of Claude Faustus. He is pretty scary, if ya ask me.

Everyone knew she had Claude-strophobia yet they still sent her to the spider demons layer.

by InvisibleGhost January 28, 2019

Claude Von Riegan

The most perfect specimen in existence. The moment i started up FE3H and saw his beautiful green eyes i knew he was the one. Even if he poisons the other houses with his homemade laxatives. He is incredible, he is an icon, and he is the only viable option for a lifelong partner out of the Fire Emblem Three Houses roster. He also ended racism in imperial year 1200. What a perfect guy. One of his favorite teas are Almryan Pine Needles. When you go for a teatime with him and give him that delectable blend, you will be able to spend as much time as you like joking and laughing with the future leader of the Leicester Alliance. He is the perfect person and if he existed in real life the world would end due to how perfect he is. Even though countless attempts on his life were made by his own brothers, he is still more sane than both Psycho Dimitri and War Criminal Edelgard after Byleth’s 5 years of slumber. He is the one true person to choose when walking down the path of life. Any other option is horrible and should not be chosen. Claude Von Riegan is the only way.

Person A: Hey, why haven’t you dated anyone since 2019? Ever since you played that Fire Emblem game you haven’t even spared guys a glance.
Person B: Because ever since i played the game, my standards have been raised infinitely by Claude Von Riegan. No man will ever live up to him, and therefore i will never be able to love again after i found out a pude Claude.

by blueprint.. January 5, 2023

Bubba-Claude

Ignorant, stupid redneck white trash who are inherently poor and worship rich republicans.

After buying generic cigarettes and lotto scratchers, the Bubba-Claudes attended the Trump Rally.

by Oso Sucre Papa November 9, 2022

Dirty Claude

A Dirty Claude (also known as a Dirty C-load), is when, during the act of fellatio, the man ejaculates into his partner's mouth, hits his esteemed partner in the back of the head. This in turn causes a chain reaction that makes the semen projectile from the nose. Using her quick reactions she then catches the semen on her tongue. Before she has a chance to swallow it, the man removes the butt plug that he inserted in her earlier that week and slaps her in the face with it, causing her to choke on the semen and die.

Guy1: Dude, things were getting kinky with my girlfriend the other day and she died!
Guy2: What'd you do??
Guy1: The Dirty Claude

by buttplugking6969 May 21, 2010

Claudea

Claudea makes unique feel normal . There is no comparison to her mental strength and caring heart. Claudea has a smile that will steal your heart and a ferocity that will eat your soul. Claudea is truly one of a kind . Claudea has cold hands and the warmest embrace . Claudea is the girl that other girls wish they could be. Her confidence is contagious , her love is true, her passion is off the charts, her eyes are addicting. Claudea cares so much for others that if the world cared half as hard as she does there would be world peace. You could learn a lot from Claudea's mind for she is very observant and sees so much that others don't . I'm so glad she found me because I know now I will never alone again

Claudea has heart of gold and ferocity of a lioness

by Skallywag87 December 19, 2016

Claude Speed

The guy from GTA 3.

Claude Speed killed the triads in a mrwhoopee.

by Steel Jones April 18, 2018