Fudge Crackers

A Replacement for the word fuck.

Swearing: Oh Fuck! That Hurt!

Non Swearing: AAgh Fudge Crackers! That Hurt

by Roblo2012 November 5, 2012

wolf crackers

Dried flakes of shit left on a penis after anal sex.

I woke up this morning to a nice pile of reddish amber wolf crackers on my sheets after a nice night of anal pounding.

by The biggest Steve September 23, 2017

crackersaurus

a large, muscular white male/a huge redneck/the result of steroids and generations of inbreeding.

Yo look at dat Crackersaurus driving around in that Ford F-150.

by Steve Kammerer May 6, 2006

clacker packer

Someone who packs a clacker with their penis. Australian slang for a gay man.

Look at those two guys holding hands, what a pair of clacker packers!

by Harrytt May 5, 2008

Crackers and the Crumb

A hip hop rap group that features 3 white guys and a young child in red jump suits. They rap "white" songs that were originally performed by the likes of Niel Diamond, Frank Sinatra and the Beach Boys.

I went to see Crackers and the Crumb last night. Their rap rendition of Hello by Niel Diamond was off the chain!!

by styth June 27, 2009

snacky crackers

something you snack on after snorting a line

yo dude I got the munchies after that line
its all good man, i got those snacky crackers to munch on

by niggerdicktaint January 4, 2017

Jesus Crackers

Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.

Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"

by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 13, 2020