citromongulate

The act of opening the wrong (illegal) side of the orange juice container because you destroyed the "open here" side.

Not only did you lactomongulate the milk carton, but you citromongulated the OJ container....

by pogodante May 14, 2008

citiot

People from New York City that like to come out the the Hamptons in the summer and act like they own the place. THEY CAN'T DRIVE AND SHOULDN'T.

Look at this! That citiot just cut me off! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE ASSFACE!

by I EAT POOP FOR BREAKFAST. March 28, 2009

citrul

Italian slang for a fool. Citrul is pronounced, Chee-trool. It can also be used in a light-hearted manner.

Frankie! You Citrul! How can you forget the cannolis!?

Haha! Johnny is a little Citrul.

by Anthony Gambino November 26, 2007

citog

left-handed (irish)

paul is a citog.

by sarcon0829 August 25, 2010

Citrus High School

Only the SHITTIEST school to ever exist. They give 0 fucks about their students, and it's filled with yee yee MFS. People enjoy waving the rebel flag (fuckin racists), and showing people their parents guns and calling them theirs.
If you're a liberal you will be eaten alive and will feel like your existence does not matter. Everyone's confused about their sexuality, and everyone likes to act ghetto. It's basically just a fucking school filled of stupidity and people who like to fight for no damn reason. If you go to CHS, you're most likely suicidal. fuck chs.

"yo what school you go to"
"chs"
"yo man, citrus high school is cancerous to society."

by yxngdxggerdixk December 1, 2018

Sun Citiot

Elderly person from Sun City. Characterized by wrap around sunglasses and a hat with ear flaps driving a golf cart on public roads.

Never pull out in front of a sun citiot, they will run over you for sure.

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

Citrix

N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.
Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)

Citrix just crashed.
My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.
To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.

by Anonymous May 10, 2004