citrul

Italian slang for a fool. Citrul is pronounced, Chee-trool. It can also be used in a light-hearted manner.

Frankie! You Citrul! How can you forget the cannolis!?

Haha! Johnny is a little Citrul.

by Anthony Gambino November 26, 2007

citrus scale

One of the ways to rate fanfictions. The citrus scale goes: orange, lime, lemon, and grapefruit. Though some people add other fruit in, it is mainly just those four.
Orange: Sort of the equivalent of PG-13. Doesn't really get beyond kissing
Lime: less explicit than a lemon, but still has sexual content. Characters do not have sex in a lime, but it is pretty close.
Lemon: Probably the one you will hear of the most. The characters in a lemon have s-e-x
Grapefruit: This one has two definitions. One is a really weird lemon or lime. The other is non-consensual sex. The second definition can be written as g-rape-fruit sometimes.

Pie1: hey, what is that story pie3 is writing on the citrus scale?
Pie2: errr...lime
Pie1: WHY NO LEMON
Pie2: you're weird....

by icecreamistasty February 22, 2015

seagrams citrus orange

Type in Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water on urban dictionary to see the full definition

Guy 1: Yo why isnt Seagrams Citrus Orange defined?

Guy 2: Yo it is, you just gotta type in "seagrams citrus orange seltzer water" on urbandictionary

by seagramscitrusorangeseltzerwat December 18, 2013

Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water

A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?

Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water

Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!

Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!

Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude

Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*

Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that

Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho

by Seltzerwaterchugs December 17, 2013

Cleveland Citrus

Cleveland Citrus is a fermented beverage composed of feces and urine. Cleveland citrus is made by shitting and pissing in a toilet for at least one week without flushing. After the week-long period, the drink is ready for consumption. Cleveland Citrus is typically served like fruit punch, with the toilet being the punch bowl.

I went over to Ethan's place on Sunday for some ice-cold Cleveland Citrus and piss cakes with the boys!

by 6969_mynamejeff_6969 May 4, 2021

Citrus Drop

A generic citrus soda containing no fruit juice sold through the food-chain Kroger under the house brand Big-K. Reflects the taste of brand-name Mountain Dew bottled through Pepsi-Cola; a close resemblance, though slightly sweeter with a more prominent aftertaste.

Grab the Citrus Drop. Its like $2 bucks cheaper for a 12 pack of this shit instead of Mountain Dew.

by The Great Yatsby October 8, 2009

Citrus Chew

A prestigous and dangerous sexual act involving great amounts of skill. Requiring three exotic fruits, a curly wurly and a member of royalty, it is only performed by the rich/famous or in areas of which the monarch performs the act as part of a new year or birthday celebration.

Person 1- Me and the Wife were lucky enough to partake in a Citrus Chew last night! Duke Of Edinburgh is a Dirty old Bastard.

Person 2 - Giggidy Goo

by RoyalHighnessPrinceOfWhales November 17, 2010