When a chick is so overweight that her fat spills out from both the top of her pants (standard muffin top) AND from the bottom of her bra. Also observed in extreme cases as a mushroom fat goiter protruding from the top of a sports bra that is too small.
"Check it out! Helga gained so much weight, she's poppin a Cincinnati Muffin Top!"
"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."
"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."
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Dude she gave me a Cincinnati bird bath last night, I feel so refreshed and hydrated. Must be all those electrolytes.
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Cinco de Stratford is a wild street party held in conjunction with Cinco de Mayo at the University of Cincinnati. Occuring annually on Stratford Ave, it has become so violent over the years that cars have been burned and police have shut down the street.
It is belived that the tradition started in the late 90's with keggers and pranks related to an independent film company called Hibachi Chicken Films.
It is belived that the tradition started in the late 90's with keggers and pranks related to an independent film company called Hibachi Chicken Films.
Dude! Cinco de Stratford was so wicked this year that I went to jail and got kicked out of college too!
by M.T. Sanguin September 14, 2008
Get the cinco de stratford mug.The act of taking a shit while doing a cart wheel naked, not fully knowing where your shit will land.
Dude, your girlfriend is crazy! Last night, she did a cincinatti ferris wheel and it landed all over the place. Gross...
by mr_boatride January 5, 2010
Get the cincinatti ferris wheel mug.After eating out at a mexican resturant, Lisa and I went back to the hotel and I gave her a spicy chinchilla. I don't think she's coming back... OUCH!
by Chelsea and Chris August 14, 2008
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Websters dictionary defines the word bungle as a verb that means to botch or mishandle.
Websters dictionary defines the word bungle as a verb that means to botch or mishandle.
With the score 7-6 and the ball on the Broncos own 13-yard line and 28 seconds on the clock, Broncos quarterback attempted a pass to Brandon Marshall that was deflected by Leon Hall and caught by Brandon Stokley, who took it 87 yards for the score after running along the goalline to burn additional time off the clock. Yep, the Cincinnati Bungles did it again.
by hmrice859 September 15, 2009
Get the Cincinnati Bungles mug.Any handheld piece of technology that is old or outdated, like a cell phone or a offbrand mp3 player. The term comes from an episode of Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job that has a "commercial" that tries to peddle a ridiculously shitty cell phone.
Person One: Hey, bro, my cell phone just died. Can you mapquest directions to the party?
Person Two: Nah, sorry dude. I got the cinco phone.
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Person One: Hey, can you take a picture of me here?
Person Two: Sorry, my cell phone doesn't have a camera.
Person One: You mean your Cinco Phone doesn't have a camera.
Person Two: Nah, sorry dude. I got the cinco phone.
or
Person One: Hey, can you take a picture of me here?
Person Two: Sorry, my cell phone doesn't have a camera.
Person One: You mean your Cinco Phone doesn't have a camera.
by cinco phone June 1, 2009
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