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this school is the shit, if you go there you probably have some great memories there. These kids know how to party hard and have a great time. The class of 2013 is really cool and so are select class of 2016'ers. We may stress but it pays the fuck off cause we go to great collages and end up successful. If you ever meet a churchill kid you will probably think their arrogant and cliquey until you get to know them and then you will think there the freshest chump you've ever met
Churchill kid: hey
wjer:fuck you
Churchill kid: stay fresh chump
Wjer: imma beat you up
Churchill kid: i'm going to throw acorns at you untill ypu can't resist the temptation
Churchill by 'ceski16 February 19, 2013
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Tarquin Churchwell 

A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.
I am Tarquin Churchwell; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.
Tarquin Churchwell by Magic Madam December 9, 2008
1. A person who over exaggerates relgion.

2. A person who puts Religion before there family. Not beyond the limits of comprehension but to the point where the family member becomes distant.

3. A person who is a complete maniac about whatever
Religion of they choose.

4. An over exaggerated, relgious person.
1. Speaker01: God makes blood red. God makes my car start up. God keeps the AIDS away from my penis. God even saved my life when I feel in quick sand one time.

Speaker02: No he did not. Blood is really clear, but turns red once it hits oxygen. Your car starts up, since it has gas.
You never had sex in your entire life. More importantly, You was watching a tv show, about how to survive quick sands, just minutes before falling into one. You my freind are a churchi.

2. Speaker01: Hey guy, what happen to your wife?

Speaker02: I divorced her, after she gave half of our retirment money, away to the nearby church.

Speaker01: Guy, your wife is such a churchi.

3. Speaker01: Spear the rod Spoil the child, that is what my father would allways say. Then he would go crazy and spank each of my siblings, especailly me. Yup my pa is a real churchi.

4. Speaker01: I never did it, the devil made me do it.

Speaker02: Stop being such a churchi. You knew what you were doing.
Churchi by RegalS September 25, 2009

Churchitis 

When an individual doesn't want to go to church and fakes a sickness the person is said to have churchitis.
Timmy said he didn't feel good this morning before church, personally I don't think he is really sick, he just has churchitis.
Churchitis by Churchmasta August 1, 2012

Plastic Churchill 

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson PM of the United Kingdom
Plastic Churchill clapped for the NHS while refusing to give nurses a pay rise.
It's kinda like you got served except its much better. Because no one really likes the church, when you get churched, you got dissed and nobody likes you.
Damn man!, that sucka emcee just got churched!
churched by crash landon October 10, 2004

Churchill Challenge 

Its when you're in London and guys at the bar challenge you to drink a lot and then give them all blow jobs.
Have you ever done the Churchill Challenge?
Answer: Oh, yes!
Churchill Challenge by Mmm G February 25, 2009