cookie crumblers

Little kids / babies: Children, in general.

Referring to her grandchildren, Gramma affectionately asked her son, "where are your little cookie crumblers?"

by MzGypsy September 30, 2011

bethany chumbley

a faggity fag whom you love

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by the all knowing samantha January 15, 2014

Clit Crumbler

A word to describe a person who is good at performing oral sex on people with a clit. Clit Crumbler.

God, that guy I hooked up with last night was such a clit crumbler! Imma hit him up again.

by msp00ki3 March 1, 2022

concrete crumblers

Another unique phrase to describe someone's massive, gross, hairy ass feet that are so powerful they crumble concrete.

Joe: *takes off sock*

Lily: "BRO GET YOUR CONCRETE CRUMBLERS AWAY FROM ME"

by honeycloudss June 29, 2022

Chopped chumber

The highest degree of "choppedness". A combination of the terms "chopped cheese" and "chopped lumber". Used to indicate an unfathomable level of ugliness or unpleasantness.

Parker: "Dude, Jackson is so ugly bro."
Luke: "Right? That dude is borderline chopped chumber."
Parker: "Too far man."

by Lukeypookey10814 February 24, 2026