chuck and blair

Two people who hate each other but are totally in love with one another. no matter how different they are they are attracted to each other for some psychological reasons that one offers the other.

I'm in a chuck and blair relationship

by Cheerjules503 November 5, 2013

chuck norris

Alcoholic beverage containing mostly apple vodka and orange juice. Causes you to want to pummel human beings after several drinks.

Jeff: We're out of all the good alcohol. What are we going to drink?
Nik: Let's drink Chuck Norris'
Jason: No!!!! I don't want to get my ass kicked again.

by The Coolest Man Alive May 17, 2006

Chuck Norris

If you ever look up 'Chuck Norris' in the Urban Dictionary, you will be bombarded with manly 'Chuck Norris can....' statements. Ya, ya, roundhouse kick, whatever. He's tough I guess. This is a sensible discription of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is....

by Aspirations January 11, 2009

Chuck Norris

The lamest individual that people idolize because they've never played Chrono Trigger so they don't know who Frog is.

Nails- what Chuck Norris eats for breakfast.

Chuck Norris- what Frog eats for breakfast.

by Chrotus March 25, 2010

Chuck Schuldiner

Chuck was a god, but "In Human Form", and had "Zero Tolerance" for bullshit. He got sick, but not with "Leprosy", and eventually had to "Bite the Pain". He now spends his time "Trapped in a Corner", in "Crystal Mountain", and Chuck's life will always be "A Story to Tell".

R.I.P Chuck.

Chuck Schuldiner passed away in 2001. Rest in Peace.

by the unknown ones September 21, 2011

Checkout Drama

The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.

(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...

(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.

by OldFart77 July 11, 2010

chuckl'd

Like lol'd, but more of a suppressed and subtle laugh; Chuckl'd. A past tense version of chuckle.
Term first coined by King Tonz in 2012.

Jack: '...so I threw a rock at the guy...'
Joey: 'haha, chuckl'd.'

King Tonz: 'I chuckl'd at your misery.'

by King Tonz November 8, 2013