christer

sister in christ. the words christ + sister = christer.

i am your christer, megan.

by babylovebubbles April 30, 2006

Christer Falck

A Norwegian retired male model and reality TV participant in the Norwegian edition of "Survivor". Now a TV host, record producer and book publishing agent. He is known in Norway as "Riksklysa" (eng. translation: "national slimy") because of his outspokenness during "Survivor"

He is also known for making unusual record deals. One example is when he promised to pay some artists with a bag of his privately owned pornographic movies instead of paying them money. He is also known for calling a girl "FHM chubby" in the TV series "Norway's Next Top Model" as a comment to one of her photographs.

Riksklysa Christer Falck.

by Kimsen82 March 6, 2011

Chrisinner

One who professes to be a Christian but is still a sinner.

Ray Boltz is a Christian singer who "came out of the closet" admitting he is gay. Ray Boltz still claims to be a Christian which makes him a Chrisinner.

by FaceofConservatism August 14, 2010

Christcentric

A biased Christian point of view

Stop being so Christcentric. Many non-Christians also believe in God you know?

by tory borty November 14, 2012

Chister

Chister means you've been waiting for that one particular thing to happen

I've been Chister for you to get out of the store

by Scared of my own immaturity November 27, 2018

Christnet

The internet for insane, jesus loving Christians.

What the fuck? Why are these people not Christian!? I'm going to Christnet.

by BZ_Win January 6, 2008

Christerbate

The act of masterbating using your own tears as lubrication, whilst thinking about your saviour.

Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine

I was so sad last night that I had to Christerbate myself to sleep.

by Gilfirkin - BoM July 19, 2019